Thursday, March 10, 2011

Daily Writing

The Easter Bunny was found guilty of grand theft auto on Thursday, March 10 2011.  He reportedly broke into an icy blue corvette around sunrise, and continued to drive southwest-planning only to stop once he got to Las Vegas.  The expensive luxury sportscar was reported stolen less than ten minutes after the rabbit hopped off with it, and thankfully it was recovered before he could cross any state borders.  With no damage done to the vehicle, it was returned to its rightful owner before noon.  This picture shows the Easter Bunny being escorted out of the car, just before being searched head to toe.  During the frisking, the police found one carrot, three jelly beans, and a chocolate egg.  With no drugs or other illegal substances on his person (or animal) the Easter Bunny was set free and pointed in the direction from which he came.  Deciding he didn't want to get on the bouncing bunny's bad side, the owner of the vehicle decided not to press charges.  'Besides,' says the owner, who wants to remain anonymous, 'I don't want to send him to jail and ruin easter for all the nice little boys and girls out there.  However, when he gets to MY house on easter, I better get some extra peeps..'

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